Central Oklahoma Classic Chevy Club
A publication of the
Central Oklahoma Classic Chevy Club.
A not-for-profit corporation.
A chapter of Bow Tie Chevys
and Classic Chevy International.
May 2000
You know you live in Oklahoma if...
A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.
Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.
You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah and Chickasha.
You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration, and he didn't mean farm animals.
You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday.
You think that people who complain about the wind in other states are sissies.
It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.
A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.
You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.
Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
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